Total Medals Earned: 11,245 (From 1,999 different games.) Total Medal Score: 191,900 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/205 points)
Medals Earned: 11/12 (245/295 points)
Medals Earned: 16/16 (455/455 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/155 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (135/135 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/280 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Kill 50 Enemies
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
you just won this easily
You found the hidden button.
You clicked the button 100 times
You clicked the button 50 times
You've reached 1,000 clicks
End with attack as your highest stat.
End with your max health - 20 as your highest stat.
End with luck as your highest stat.
End with balanced stats, or equal attack and luck higher than max hp - 20.
Start playing.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Finish the game.
