Total Medals Earned: 11,286 (From 2,006 different games.) Total Medal Score: 192,380 Points
Medals Earned: 5/6 (25/35 points)
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Play the game another time!
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Keep Going!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play for a lot of time!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Complete The Game
Medals Earned: 9/9 (355/355 points)
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Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Swim for a total of 30 seconds.
Swim for a full minute.
Swim for a whopping two minutes!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/500 points)
Viewed the entire prologue.
Unlocked 3 Spirit abilities.
Unlocked 3 Bow Use abilities.
Unlocked 3 Melee Combat abilities.
Faced kobolds and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 3 Conjuration abilities.
Faced orcs and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 3 Movement abilities.
Unlocked a battalion slot.
Unlocked 3 Alchemy abilities.
Unlocked 3 Armor Use abilities.
Completed the tutorial.
Visited the developer's website
Unlocked 6 Bow Use abilities.
Unlocked 6 Movement abilities.
Unlocked 6 Alchemy abilities.
Unlocked 6 Spirit abilities.
Unlocked 6 Conjuration abilities.
Unlocked all 3 battalion slots.
Unlocked 6 Armor Use abilities.
Faced skeletal wizards and emerged victorious!
Faced tellers of visions and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 6 Melee Combat abilities.
Faced zealots and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Movement tree!
Faced demons and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Armor Use tree!
Faced iron golems and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Melee Combat tree!
Unlocked an entire Alchemy tree!
Unlocked an entire Bow Use tree!
Unlocked an entire Spirit tree!
Unlocked an entire Conjuration tree!
Unlocked 5 heroes
Defeated the final boss.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/205 points)
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Medals Earned: 11/12 (245/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (455/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.