Total Medals Earned: 11,251 (From 2,001 different games.) Total Medal Score: 191,925 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
wtf it just a fucking demo i want more...
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/385 points)
Earned a X5 combo
Killed 50 enemies
Earned a X10 combo
Killed 100 enemies
Earned a X20 combo
Killed 200 enemies
Earned a X30 combo
Killed 300 enemies
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/500 points)
You yearn to acquire knowledge!
You have lasted an entire month!
You upgraded from a cart!
Staffing your shop increase profits!
You kept your shop running for a year!
You are known across the lands as MasterTrader.
You are the wealthiest merchant in the market!
You have fully upgraded your shop!
You have over 100 employees!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/135 points)
Click the Armor Link on the titlescreen
Beat your first level!
Beat the titlescreen.
Beat the tutorial level without using the Kraken
Get four stars on each level on Island 1
Get four stars on each level on Island 2
Beat the game with any score.
Get four stars on each level on Island 3
Medals Earned: 15/24 (165/325 points)
First death
Jump up onto the ladder
Pass level without collecting three rubies
Collect ruby in flight
Found the first artifact
Put dynamite creeping
Put a dynamite on rock
First Killed monster
Change direction three times during the jump
Undermine under self a dynamite and fall into a hole
Put a dynamite under box
Jump off ladder and get back don't touching ground
Blow up 30 pieces of ground
Monster killed you 10 times
Complete the level for 10 seconds
Blown up the first box of TNT
NO killed monsters on the bonus level
Kill all monsters in all bonus levels
Die 10 times on spikes
Complete all bonus levels
Complete all levels, spending less than 50 dynamites
Collected all the rubies
Kill all enemies bonus lvl for the same number of throws
Collected all 5 artifacts
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/240 points)
Dead for at least 20 times...
Kill 100 zombies!!!
Kill 1000 zombies!!!
Kill the boss!!!
Kill 10000 zombies!!!
Kill the boss 5 times!!!
Medals Earned: 3/24 (15/120 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Medals Earned: 8/8 (100/100 points)
What's the point even trying?
Mum and dad would be so proud!
There's nothing there to delete...
No mum! I'm playing Minecwaft!
You took down 8Chan!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (325/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Too much exposition
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
Well aren't you special?