Entry #3

My Achievements & Help Stop the Spammers.

2009-03-06 11:55:41 by gamejunkie

Hi there fellow Newgrounder. For your viewing pleasure, I have made for those of you that may be interested, an easy to read, Concise and Overall view of my most up to date points and various statistics. Feel free to browse and comment. Edited weekly, (on friday), where possible..

Please click the link below. I need 100 total followers. Please help!


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What I've missed: If I had deposited every day, I would have 48,640 EXP Points and I could be #18 on the NG Exp Points list.

Sign-Up Date: 16/12/02

Level: 60 

Aura: Evil/Gamer

Rank: Elite Guard Supreme Commander (with extra Anchovies)

Voting Power Increase: 60%

Blams: 25,052

Saves: 54,728

Total B/P: 79,780

B/P Rank #: 34

P/B Ratio #: 2.183

Whistle Status: Deity

Experience Points: 39,555 / 100,000

Experience Rank #: 90

Base Voting Power: 10.00

Total Voting Power: 16.00

Voting Power Rank #: 50??

BBS Posts: 6,167

BBS Posts Per Day: 1.268

Flash Reviews: 460

Flash Review Responses: 154

Flash Review Response Ratio: 33.48%

Audio Reviews: 17

Audio Review Responses: 14

Audio Review Response Ratio: 82.35%

Total Stats: 125,869

Medal Games: 1,957

Medals: 11,067

Medal Points: 191,885

Total Stats (inc Medals): 136,936

Audio Submissions: 32

Game Submissions: 1 (Collab)

Days since 1st NG Log On: 4,863 days or (13 years, 3 months, 23 days)

Overall NG Hexalist Stats Ranking: 27 and Quad-listed

Fun Fact. I am the holder of 15 World Records on the Nintendo Wii. 8 outright World Records on G1 Jockey, 2 equal World Records on Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WW2, 4 equal World Records on Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games and 1 equal World Record on Sega Bass Fishing. More coming soon.

Massive thanks to illicit for all the awesome sigs including the 10, 11, 12 & 13 year NG Anniversary sigs.

Audio Moderators List 

Breed, BrokenDeck, Exedor, NekoMika, Step, Troisnyx, DarkSide555 (Yes that list sure did shrink a lot).

BBS Moderators are listed on the bottom of each of the individual Forums pages. 

API/MEDAL Moderators List

EdyKel, EJR, EventHorizon, Fooliolo, ForNoReason, Knuckstrike, Nijsse, Shantom, Wylo.

So game/movie makers of Newgrounds. If you have any game/movie API/Medal related queries, issues or questions, the guys below are the API/Medal Mods you should be contacting by PM for assistance. Please be as detailed as possible with your questions and where possible, it will even help to give your OS details. Every little piece of information you can provide to them is helpful. Also if you find a game/movie with a broken medal, PM an API/Medal Mod or post about it here http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1198797

Portal Moderators LIst  

Afro-Ninja, Asandir, Auz, Bahamut, DiMono, EJR, Exedor, ForNoReason, (Me) gamejunkie, Jay, Jolly, Pride, reverend, RohantheBarbarian, Sectus, Simon, TehSlapHappy.

These are Mods that you can PM about Stolen Flash or Shovelware Games that are submitted to the Flash Portal. Before contacting a Portal Mod, you should first post a link to the offending game in The Elite Guard Barracks. This list will be updated as needed.


Asandir, Bahamut, BrokenDeck, CosmicDeath, CrazyRock, Dean, deckheadtottie, EJR, Evark, FBIpolux, Gagsy, Jay, JohnnyUtah, Knights, Luis, mike, nekomika, PsychoGoldfish, ReNaeNae, Rob, tigerkitty, Tim, Timmy, TomFulp, TurkeyOnAStick, WadeFulp, Zachary, ZJ.

Review Moderators List

Exedor, eyelovepoozy, kidray76, malachy, NekoMika, sevenseize, tigerkitty. 

NG Lovers Unite and Save the Portal from Spammers!

Cookie Cutter and Shovelware Crap and Stolen Games Submitters.

0312hf, 1277273839, 173681019, 2004tamp, 2pplay, acoolgames, ajazgames, Angy3, AfricanStud, asitgames, Attol, audreylyl648, babydora, babyxuxule, bachiin, bagata (yes, he's on both lists), batucanclouden, bianji, brightestgames, cooopo, DakDawg, davidstarr777, devrachna, dofreegames, dragonstudio, dressupone, Eightgames, ElliotYukon, Enagames, Enagames1, enjoydressup, enjoyflashgame, Epicman34, escape007games, eskombro, EternalLegend, evitapal, fakitaki, fgamepub, figames, firingtime.com, firstescapegames, fishbath1998, flanbit, flashcode, flashgamecode, flashgamex2, flobzoo, flynntech, freegames0001, FreeS, fzzw, gahe, game4joy, gamegrow35, gamegrow129, gamegrow161, gamegrow221, gamergoogle, gamer9119, gamesgrow, gamesrishti, gamestwoplayer, gameswala, GAMOLITION, gangofgamers, ggames123, girlsgames01, goldgame21, GoldXbox360, gracegirlsgames, growcpmid11, HiddenEscape, henrymassingale, hiddenobjectonline, hotgamesa, huangjingames, huistk, IamSamJackson, igirlgames, im2short2die89, inchstudio, inocreato, Jas-mine, JeffBee, jingcheng2013, joackim, kungfuwin.com, lastfreegames, lemonindieg, lemonindiej, lisa-joy, MagicCube, MahBoi999, manchebt, manu499, mariogamesonline, marydressupgames, maxfod, max2014, mb2games, meimei123, memorytest, mickthepenguinNG, micomodesto002, milkcoffee, mine-n-craft-1990, mirchigames, mj24a, mj25a, Mugenify4389, myhiddengame, Nephir aka (mrblackcherry), NintendoBoy51, Nodog438, OnlineFlash, onlyfungames, onyx009, Oriental13, ourgames, philipv11, pickmygame, p00pn00b2, popgals, qingfengges, qywlgames, sakthivel, SandraKim, Santoto, shivam29, SilverFlux, sindygame, smileydressup, sparrow12all, SpiffyJUNIOR, stewardhklarlover, Tenbow, thexdbros, tibaco, UltimateChibi, vitalitygames, vitorbras, willinggames, win1game, wolfandrabbit, wowsomegames, wudonggame, yanzi, YoopyGames, yyplay, zhanglinan, Zoe123456, zygomaticgames.

Then there's the general portal spammers or known file swappers like the following idiots, 111122223188, - Inferno - or Reaperssythe, AbbazabaClock, AbrahamLinconInDaHud, AlbericciSoup, Asalraalaikum, aspamacount, aspamalt, AtiCrist, Atomlad, badfurrykitty, bagata, bedsidetable2, BFK, Blank Screen, BradGarrett, Brick-Toppp, bryce, Caecilius, CanidianHeart, carljohnson, Cereal, ChampionAnwar, Charcoal125, ChemicalVengence, Chewy2007, ChristianAndJustice, Clock-Ninja, copenhagen1, CrashYourDead, DaVeB0T or DaveB0rt or daveb0at, DayInTheLife, Death619, Detached, DevoKitten, doctor-gordon formerly lolmetaknight, Dont-Touch-My-Muffin, doublejeopardy, dylanlip1, EDGe0wnz, F4Gg0T, Fagin, falcon176, Fallenanzel, FatBadger, Fautzo, FazzyPlex, flameblue59, FlatBadger, Flee, Fleek, Friday, GANGSTABIGBIRD, garfrield-da-cat, Gaycied, GAYDADBUTTFAG, Genderless-Hooker, golfinho, gross, Grub-Xer0, hammityville, Heil, homerhoarde, HSR, Hulalaoo, icerevolution, imakeshit123, insan0, JackLennon11, jar131313, jarjarbinks3, Jehosapha, Jibbix, JoePimpz, Joey-Kazaam, JujubeLock, katie, Kavinel, kaxblastard, KcubAtsim, kieranboy1, killdr0p020, kimmidori-san, kirbykrew, KittyDot, KittyKrew, konata-izumi, KovioXZ, Kr0nic666, Krutches, Lasse, LikkleFazzyPlexd, llaBswanS, Lochymacleod, lolimaster, lord-lonic, LordZeebmork, Magyar, MalMoo, MAYORMCHEESE, metaknightPWNS, MiracleFruitClock, MisterLevon, m0zzFUCKER, MrFinland, NGPro, nihilistikmystik, NintendoClock, Noel-Ranger, Norfag, NvidiaClock, Orangebeef, PandaCakeMonster, Pansexual, PatriotClock, Peach-Socom, peixeaquatico, pikachuman25, PilotKitty, PimpinGANGSTA, Pin Clock, PinkSock, Pixonimateo, pizza4321123, PizzaDude808, Princess Laucherella, Punisher33, RobotTaco, Rummy0, SAK, Sago, SammiHanratty, SarezJay, ScaryMovieGangsta, Sevkat, Sex0r, ShadowDumpling, ShitHourGames, Sidorio, Simon Birch, SirCannabisClock, Skelig, Skwirtle, SlamDunker, SnawsBall, Snooker, sojiro-izumi, SoupSquadRulesSoup, Spinister, Splatter, squf, SquirrelsRulez, StagBeetle, Starrz, StoneLock, supersonicfighter1, Syphinox, Tadashiini, thebutt, TheEvilTomFulp, TheHeap, thehoopz, theluckystars, TheRammaJamma, TheRealShadman, TheRuining, thespazicat, The-Wade-Birgade, TomsFrulp, trestinator, T R K C, Usernamed, Vegeta40, venom0us, WackyAnimation, WinStarOS, WormsDuncan, yellowishkitten, YoYoClock, KK, FF, DD, OO, WW, RR or any others, here is what I "suggest". Watch the flash, then simply Vote Zero, but dont review, for these spamming idiots thrive on your bad, rude, malicious, negative reviews, and more often than not you will cop some sort of ban. So just dont review. Also then send a friendly message to the Negative reviewers telling them to do the exact same thing you have just learned here, (ie: Vote Zero and dont review the spammers movies), the more people that do this the quicker we can get rid of the spam crews from Newgrounds. They crave attention like seagulls crave chips, so give them none and soon enough they will go away.

SIDENOTE: Clock Crew, Lock Legion, The Star Syndicate are not part of the list, because their submissions are generally not malicious spam, and these crews are NG icons, plus most, but not all of their members submit reasonably good flashes now.

If you have visited this page and know of any other repeat offender authors that you think belong on this list, something that I may have missed, by all means PM me or leave a message on my userpage and I will more than likely add them, if necessary.

Forever immortalised in plastic. Exclusive Custom made Gamejunkie Funko Pop Vinyl Figurine. 1 of 1.



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2009-03-06 13:11:59

seeing as your australian do you have a massive fucking knife?

gamejunkie responds:

LOL. No. I have no need to carry a knife of any size. I do however have black belts in eight, (8) thats right, eight different martial arts. And have been a practising martial artist for about 29 years. My hands and feet are registered with the Australian Federal Police as lethal weapons. Knife who needs one?


2009-03-07 03:08:09

Impressive! *cough*showoff*cough*. give me amonth or 2 on Ng and I'll be a billionaire/LV.61/super commander of awesomeness!!/Uber-super-omega whistle!
; )
(in my dreams) who said that? it wasn't me!


gamejunkie responds:

hang in there smiley and have a nice day!


2009-03-07 04:06:48

:O but your australian YOU NEED BOTH A KNIFE AND SOME BEER

adn im british so i need Tea, crumets, scones and racist remarks

gamejunkie responds:

ok i'm not sure what some of those words were, could you explain them. I only speak english sorry.
adn = ?, crumets = ?.
And I may live in Australia but I am English born and bred. And I fucking hate Beer! Now tea and scones, I could go for some right now.


2009-03-10 09:42:17

Thank goodness there's another adult here! (I'm 38)

gamejunkie responds:

Not just an adult , but a non-homosexual too. Frightening how many there are on NG now. Not that I have anything against homosexuals at all. But the gay community here is surprisingly large, compared to the old days of NG. And I'm glad there is 2 of usnow, (adults that is). LOL. I think I may have seen another one once, but it could have been a mirage, or maybe I was drunk.


2009-03-10 11:32:50

If your a mutimillonaire then why dont you take up the hobby of flash animation? Maybe make some flash games or animations?

gamejunkie responds:

I would love to, truly I would, but I will be the first to admit, I cannot draw for shit. In fact if there was such a thing as the worlds worst drawing competition, I would regretfully lose by a considerably large margin. :-( Most 2 year old children have better drawing skills than me. I prefer to just give praise to the talented artist of which there are many on NG. I have an idea for a movie though, dont know if its any good to anyone, but I would like to see it done. Where a group of monsters are the humans (normals) in their own little world and where the humans are considered to be the monsters. Nothing much but worth some consideration.


2009-03-10 16:31:08

Are you really rich? You just seem like a troll with a little more than usual effort put into the lies and account info.

gamejunkie responds:

No, I'm really a hobo that lives in a box, and I type on a cardboard keyboard and have a broken microwave for a screen. Yes, I am rich, sorry if it offends you so. And if I was a troll as you put it I would have a lot more than 250 BBS posts dont you think? And whats wrong with putting a little effort into my posts and account info. Effort is a good thing.


2009-03-13 21:48:01

So, how is it on the other side of the globe?

gamejunkie responds:

Warm and cozy.


2009-03-13 22:05:23

So you lash back like a wounded snake? Now who's being infantile? This is the internet, you're going to meet people you don't like.

gamejunkie responds:

1. No, better than a wounded snake could ever hope to lash back.
2.You, Proof is you blocked my PM's and you deleted my post. That's infantile.
3. Until I came across you I would have denied this. But then came you!


2009-03-15 04:18:54

Haha, nice anti spammer thing. I leave a review on bad things, because I try to get it into their heads that their animation/game sucked, and actually tell them why and what they could do to make it better. (even though i know most of them purposely wanted it to suck..) But it seems more and more stupid things are finding their way onto the front page.. I'm kind of disappointed really. I used to be able to come on here, and everything on the front page would be there for a reason, because it was amazing, and deserved to be up there. Now we're getting occasional spams up there, and just all around bad flashes. Anyways... I'm going to continue to write reviews.Except I write actual reviews, not two word reviews like most people, who are making spam themselves. :] (sorry I wrote too much, bored and tired :| )

gamejunkie responds:

Its cool, your comments are appreciated. My request really goes out to the reviewers that leave nasty or rude comments though, these SPAMMERS love it because their crews can build up their Whistle level by marking it Abusive or Useless and the reviewers review gets deleted anyway often resulting in a ban of sorts. I believe that if you dont give the seagulls the chips they want, they will eventually just fly away.


2009-03-20 20:15:55

If you can't draw then practice Sprites. I know people can hate them but better than nothing ^^
SSBZ is a sprite..mostly!
Also great job on helping newgrounds!

gamejunkie responds:

Sprites, Ugh, never, I "am" one of those people that hates them. And Cheers, I do what I can to help.


2009-03-25 19:09:16

you know what you are totally right, i didn't really make bad reviews on games. but i tryed to say positive things to them like "there's other ways to become history than spam" but they said "yu r so wrng cunt" and that pissed me off. I used to make just positive reviews to spam, now due to your message i know i have made them stronger not weaker. we shall see to the end of these spammers. NEWGROUNDS UNITE!!!!!!

gamejunkie responds:

My army of anti-spammers thanks you for your support. Cheers.


2009-03-26 02:28:04

My pay pal is manontherun111, i just thought i would pick one user at random to tell that to.....


gamejunkie responds:

Random, Are you sure about that? LMAO. Nice one. I like your style.


2009-03-26 08:44:48

Hey you seem like a reasonable man will you help ng buy tom a tank? here the topic http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 042667/2

(Updated ) gamejunkie responds:

Hmmmm. Interesting. I will check it out.


2009-03-26 10:28:21

SO you were in real estate. What did you o exactly buy shit houses for cheap and then fix them up or did you buy land heap and build houses? Whatever you did you must've been really good at it and I congratulate you on making all of that money.

gamejunkie responds:



2009-04-16 20:17:53

Let's see:

41 year old NG user
Early 2000's user
Can use "lol" and good english in the same sentence
Anti Spammer
Seems to handle arguments well (Kwing's post)
Response to paradox9's question about a massive knife
Retired at/before 41.

This one's going down as an example of undiluted epic in a jar.

gamejunkie responds:

Cheers! Thanks for visiting my home page.


2009-05-16 06:40:56

You are Australian.
You are South Australian.
You have a dog.
You love video games.
You have a sign up date of 37.
Gold Whistle.
High B/P points.
Do martial arts.


gamejunkie responds:

Well I would'nt go that far. I'm just your average everyday superhero.


2009-05-16 06:41:56


(Updated ) gamejunkie responds:

Actually I would say God did'nt 'Damn' me at all, I think he blessed me. And the funny thing is I dont even believe in God.


2009-05-17 11:09:35

Yeah, haha, thats an amazing motto!
Totaly agree and with Cali having these rumors of legalization
sneaking will become a thing of the past, hopefully..

gamejunkie responds:

Legalization, there's a word you just have to love.


2009-05-18 10:28:11

Props dude. I agree.

gamejunkie responds:

Thanks, I think.


2009-05-19 13:45:49

Guy, your comment on "CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB" profile was great...Good work and lets blam all those spamming idiots ;)

P.S: Wow, whistle status gold...I´m just dreaming about this ;)

gamejunkie responds:

LOL, Thanks. Yeah I thought about it alot before I posted it. Hope it has some effect on the guy. "While balancing glasses of chocolate milk on your head", what a FUCKING classic.


2009-06-16 05:58:43

Nice job on the anti-spamming dude! Good to see yet another person interested in trying to keep the site clean. It's really gone downhill since I joined up...
I've been thinking of some ideas to reduce the levels of spam, will most likely submit the first to the BBS in the next few days to see what some people think and try to get some mods interested. I'll let you know.

P.S. SnawsBall you'll have to fight your way through an army of anti-spammers before "exploiting Newgrounds and reducing it to nothing". You'll take the Portal over my dead body!
The only way you fuckers can even keep submitting your crap at all is by creating a new account every week.
Bring on the lifetime/IP-address ban!!!

gamejunkie responds:

Cheers Sushi, do let me know what you have in mind please. And thanks for your comments.


2009-10-01 18:30:43

So, did you ride a dinosaur to school every morning as a kid?

gamejunkie responds:

I'm the original Dino-Rider. 43 makes me sound old!


2009-10-01 20:05:32

Gah, I meant 42

gamejunkie responds:

I'll let you off this time, but seriously if you do it again, I will feed you to my T-Rex.


2009-10-06 01:03:06

^ I came to see the girl.

I'd do her.

gamejunkie responds:

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that I would be a ........oh wait I already am.


2009-10-14 08:24:13

You are rich yet you do no work?

You're so fucking lucky, I wish becoming rich was this simple v_v

(Updated ) gamejunkie responds:

I inhereted a large sum of money when my grandparents passed away when I was aged 18, I invested very wisely in property, (land and buildings), as well as a few other high yeild investments and was fortunate enough to have bought and sold at the right time for the right price. I did'nt exactly amass my fortune overnight, it took a solid 18 years, but now I have all I need that I never have to work again. Just lucky I guess, but I did'nt exactly sit back and do nothing for 18 years.


2009-10-14 12:22:35

He's actually lying, check out

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 113557

I'm starting to agree with hating sprite's, I myself prefer original movie's that are done well instead of sprites and I was going to make a movie with sprite's til I lost interest on it, comparing to most sprite movie's it was not going to be different.

gamejunkie responds:

LOL. Hmmmm, Yes I see what you mean, but people do change their minds from time to time and I have to admit there are some good sprite movies out there, but like you I tend to prefer good old fashioned hand made flash movies and games. Dont be down on him about it though, I used to hate brussel sprouts and tomato's but now I love them.


2009-10-16 07:00:34

Post moar.

gamejunkie responds:

Ummm, Why? I do when there's something worth posting about.


2009-10-16 18:27:55

No offense, but your daughter is HOT.

gamejunkie responds:

No offense taken, I know she is I hear it all the time.


2009-10-16 20:48:26

i didnt like the movie or the books

gamejunkie responds:

I'm stumped. What the hell are you talking about???


2009-10-16 21:44:39

Medals: 69

LMAO! Sorry i still laugh at the old 69 jokes.

gamejunkie responds:

Its funny you should say that, because thats exactly why I stopped going for medals. Seemed a shame to ruin a perfectly good number.


2009-10-16 21:58:10

Ha, i saw. you may be 42, but i love your sense of humor. And i also love how you haven't posted my kanamomashouse alt account as one of the spammers that needs to be removed.

Im guessing you see that my kanamomashouse alt isn't really here to ruin NewGrounds, but just for jokes and laughs. Or maybe you just don't know about my kanamomashouse alt.

Your a pretty cool person. And obviously by your username, im gonna say you play video games. What kind of gamer are you. Playstation? Xbox? Nintendo?

also your daughter is beautifull. Just saying.

gamejunkie responds:

Yes I knew your alt but I figured its "harmless", not a complete spamfest, so it wont go on the list. I am totally a Nintendo man I have every Nintendo system from the NES to the Wii, with about 1500 games, (No I'm not kidding). And yes she is, its fine for you to say it, most people do, and why would I deny it. Cheers.


2009-10-16 22:43:36

Do all Australians carry around Kukris?

gamejunkie responds:

Why do all non Australians assume we carry around knives, we are'nt all like Crocodile Dundee. And if you read the post at the top of this list you will see, I personally dont exactly need one. I instruct martial arts on a semi-regular basis. But thanks for your interest. I will leave the Kukris to the Gurkhas.


2009-10-16 22:46:36

So have you played some of my favorite nintendo games, final fantasy, and the metroid series? The metroid serfies is the BEST. Untill you get to final fantasy on the psone that is.

gamejunkie responds:

To be honest with you I probably have them, but I dont think I have even taken them out of the packaging. Myself and my friends are more into the sports games and racing games. And like I said I have so many fucking games I probably have'nt taken half of them out of the packaging. I am more of a collector. I also have a Sega Master System, A Sega Saturn and A Dreamcast still in their unopened boxes, and about 400 to 500 games for them too. But like I said I collect. Shit I even have a 3DO if you know what that is.


2009-10-16 22:59:32

For some reason whenever says australia it reminds of the phrase, the great outback or something. Why is that?

gamejunkie responds:

No idea but its better than downunder, because were not downunder. I suppose its because what you call forests or bushland, we call the outback because its out the back of nowhere. Fuck knows I've been awake for about 40 hours now and I'm stoned out of my brain, my mind is wandering. I think I'm gonna grab me dogs and go for a snooze. Talk to you later. Cheers.


2009-10-17 11:49:03

I saw your comment on kanamomashouse page. I swear that idiot just never knew it was coming.
Your interesting to talk with, do you have a msn?

(Updated ) gamejunkie responds:

No MSN, because of my money situation, I get hounded by a lot of assholes, not that your one, so I tend to be a very private person. So I dont do MSN, Facebook or any of those other social networks. My privacy is important to me. Hope you understand.


2009-10-17 11:49:43

Also i could vote the SHIT out o9f all your reviews. If i wanted to i can vote them helpfull like 50 times lolol.

gamejunkie responds:

Yeah cool, I dont know what was going on with that Knob whoever it was but I was checking my reviews and they were all of a sudden, "Useless" and I was like what the fuck. But I have 4 alts, (shame on me), so I just used them all to vote helpful and fixed it up. I was just suggesting if it happens again I am more than willing to help, just PM me or leave a message here, and I will get right on it.
Q. So how old are you?? Really 16.

PS: My daughter said thanks for your lovely comment, it was much appreciated. And I am a very open, accepting kind of dad so whatever you say within reason is fine by me.


2009-10-17 12:54:52

Ahh i see. I understand.

gamejunkie responds:

I gotta go to bed now, I'm taking some friends out fishing early tomorrow and its already 3.40am and I took 2 sleeping tablets about an hour ago. And I am supposed to be up at 7am. OMG! I am gonna be so fucked tomorrow. So cheers, have a good day and talk to you again soon.


2009-10-17 13:35:40

I have about, 50 to 60 alts now.. not exactly sure just HOW many it is because ive a actually lost count.. Whenever my reveiws get marked as useless i just take an army of alts and start voting them as helpfull lol. if i ever ened ya ill give you a message. BTW: you could have a private MSN that only i know about, but if your really that worried about it then its ok. Yes im REALLY 16. Just havin fun here hangin out on NewGrounds cause i don't really have much else to do. Your welcome.

Ha ok. Good luck catchin fish.

gamejunkie responds:

Fishing was great, although I was so fucking tired. Best fish I caught was an 8.5 kg Snapper, but everyone caught lots, Bream was the big catch of the day though, we ended up with about 25 nice big Bream so that was pleasing. Got a few nice Whiting and a few nice Garfish too. Biggest disappointment of the day though was none of us stupid cunts remembered to take a camera, (and I take my camera averywhere)or I would have sent you some pic's. Oh well there's always next time. Fucking stuffed now though so wont be on fo long tonight.


2009-10-17 13:47:36

How was the 3rd place submission today a spam by the Duck Division

And why did they delete it
man wtf

gamejunkie responds:

Q. What was it called?? And if it was deleted I hope I played a part in its deletion. Seriously the Duck Division and Chris Beer in particular are a pack of fuckwits with no lives. They claim that Newgrounder's are all Fag's who spend all their time on NG, but how do they know that if they themselves are'nt spending all their time on NG too. Also make a point of checking the Authors name and whether they have any previous submissions and what they are before you vote. See my list at the top of the page if its any help to you.


2009-10-17 14:03:08

Since you are austrailian, you are legaly requierd to carry around a big ass machete, wear beige and dress like indiana jones.
Now go kick some ass.

gamejunkie responds:

No legal requirement to carry a machete or knife of any kind. And get your facts straight we dont wear beige, its KHAKI, and Indiana Jones did not hang corks off his hat to keep the flies away. And I dont kick ass, I wear CK boots, they are specially built for Cunt Kicking.


2009-10-17 14:04:27

And don't forget to bring a satchel. Simply because austrailia rocks.

gamejunkie responds:

Satchel??? OMG! Is'nt that like a manbag?? Jesus, NO, we wear Backpacks. Because Aussie men are real men. Except the few that are fags. And at least you got the last bit right Australia certainly does Rock. Big time Rocks in fact like Uluru, (Ayers Rock) the worlds biggest rock.


2009-10-18 11:48:13

I used to make a couple flashes back when with chris beer back when he was the leader of the food face force spam group. But unlike all the other Food Face Force flashes, my two were actually pretty fucking funny.

Even after they got deleted i still talked to chris every once in awhile when he was still making accounts that constantly got deleted.

As soon as he hacked NewGrounds with his shitty little Duck Division, i hate him. NewGrounds is getting fucking used for it. He is a low life fucking bag of SHIT. If he hates NewGrounds then he needs to just get the FUCK off.

Hes a hypocritical Box of fucking shit because as you said, he does say anyone whose on NewGrounds are fags, but yet he still comes here himself. I pretty much hate him AND the Duck Division now.

gamejunkie responds:

He submitted some piece of shit earlier and when it passed, he file swapped it for some worse piece of shit, that when you pressed play opened a pop up to some homosexual site, and crashed your computer. Needless to say I contacted the Admin's and it and his Cr6bz profile were deleted within 2 minutes. What a stupid fucker he is, he will learn one day.


2009-10-18 18:42:55

Your daughter looks nice.
Why is she so close to another girl though? O.o

gamejunkie responds:

1. Thanks.
2. I'll leave that up to your imagination.


2009-10-20 17:16:54

Dammit. Give me some time to think of something witty to say.

gamejunkie responds:

Granted. You have 48 hours. You dont want to know what will happen if you go past the deadline. Really, you dont.


2009-10-21 02:04:35

Your daughter is very pretty.

gamejunkie responds:

My daughter thanks you very much.


2009-10-21 22:56:10

How'd I do?

gamejunkie responds:

It will do in a pinch!


2009-10-22 00:28:27

That comment was so witty it blew my fucking brains out.

gamejunkie responds:

Well, I hope you cleaned the mess up. Dont want to piss your mum off, leaving mess everywhere. My mum used to hate it when I left blood and brains all over my room.


2009-10-27 09:12:00

Your girl is sweet :D
may I marry her?

nah she needs someone who is rich and famous like a celebrity not a piece of shit like me who is poor and nobody cares about v_v

alas she is really hot :o

gamejunkie responds:

this is the girl, Hi =]

i dont need anyone rich and famous, its personality that counts. unfortunately for u tho i am taken; SORRY.

better luck next time =]
Shannon xx


2009-10-28 07:29:50

Worst reviewer ever? I find KWAS to be a lot worse, even if he hasn't reviewed in ages now.

gamejunkie responds:

LMAO! Oh yea, master of the pentalist, has finally visited my userpage, why thank you. And yes, I would say KWAS runs a very close second, then there's Violet-Aim, who just copy and pastes XwaynecoltX's reviews and reuses them for him/herself just to gain stats, appalling behaviour. Bona fide stat-whores the lot of them.


2009-10-29 09:59:32

Woot, Hey Dad, Guess who?? Its me, your ever loving daughter. Look I finally made an account after all your nagging. My username is richmansgirl. LOL. I know you said not to, but tough. Love you, Shannon.

gamejunkie responds:

OMG! Your such a doofus Shannon. Well its about time you did. But did you have to use that name? Not happy! I did ask you not to you goober. Well I suppose since you finally made an account I should go get the first message on your userpage. Love you, Dad.