Your daughter looks nice.
Why is she so close to another girl though? O.o
Go away! Leave me alone! Stop asking! I like video games, fishing, fucking and Newgrounds. That's "ROGER" in the pic, sadly he passed away 28th Mar 2019. He's greatly missed. I quit smoking weed after 33yrs & cig's after 38yrs. Bad habits can be broken.
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1. Thanks.
2. I'll leave that up to your imagination.
Dammit. Give me some time to think of something witty to say.
Granted. You have 48 hours. You dont want to know what will happen if you go past the deadline. Really, you dont.
Your daughter is very pretty.
My daughter thanks you very much.
BAW THE BATTMAN ISSS FRUMM ASTRLLEA!! DUH HUR
How'd I do?
It will do in a pinch!
;D
That comment was so witty it blew my fucking brains out.
Well, I hope you cleaned the mess up. Dont want to piss your mum off, leaving mess everywhere. My mum used to hate it when I left blood and brains all over my room.
Your girl is sweet :D
may I marry her?
nah she needs someone who is rich and famous like a celebrity not a piece of shit like me who is poor and nobody cares about v_v
alas she is really hot :o
this is the girl, Hi =]
i dont need anyone rich and famous, its personality that counts. unfortunately for u tho i am taken; SORRY.
better luck next time =]
Shannon xx
Worst reviewer ever? I find KWAS to be a lot worse, even if he hasn't reviewed in ages now.
LMAO! Oh yea, master of the pentalist, has finally visited my userpage, why thank you. And yes, I would say KWAS runs a very close second, then there's Violet-Aim, who just copy and pastes XwaynecoltX's reviews and reuses them for him/herself just to gain stats, appalling behaviour. Bona fide stat-whores the lot of them.
Woot, Hey Dad, Guess who?? Its me, your ever loving daughter. Look I finally made an account after all your nagging. My username is richmansgirl. LOL. I know you said not to, but tough. Love you, Shannon.
OMG! Your such a doofus Shannon. Well its about time you did. But did you have to use that name? Not happy! I did ask you not to you goober. Well I suppose since you finally made an account I should go get the first message on your userpage. Love you, Dad.
if u kill spiders u are not a true australian
I dont kill spiders.
Can you give her my digits?
What ever takes your fancy. Just send your digits to me and I shall pass them on. Or you can leave them yourself on her userpage. Its richmansgirl
If that's really your daughter, she's quite the cute young lady.
Yes it really is, and yes she really is. Her username is richmansgirl, she has her own page.
wait your actually 42?
Yes, I am actually 42. Born 17-4-1967.
Come down to Melbourne and sell me some fish, and it better be good fish or I shall steal your riches.
I hope you have allocated your retirement, or you'll be in trouble.
No fish for you. You already have enough brain power and I fear the extra Omega 3 may cause your brain to explode.
And yes I think I have enough cash to last, thanks for your concern.
In comparison to my year level; yeah, I'm one of the úber nerds who doesn't study.
In comparison to NGer's: No where near the cream of the crop X:
That's why I have over 8000 (Yes, 8000 sadly) pages to read from now to February.
Hopefully that will boost my knowledge a tad.
Nice stats by the way 8)
Arg, if I deposited 10 exp per day I would be level 40 D:
OOOOOOOOOF! Thats a whole lot of pages. Thankfully school for me finished 24 years ago. Good luck with the reading, hope your eyes dont bleed and pop out.
Hahahhahaahha, it's not for school either, this is for NEWGROUNDS.
So, as you have finished School but not Newgrounds... you can read my books after I'm done with them, in return for some nice, juicy, fresh fish, okay?
...I just worked out that I have to read about 130 pages per day. I'm going to have a lot of fun :)
No, Fishing comes before books for me. Sounds like you like reading though. You sound a bit like my daughter, she loves a good book and usually finishes whatever she is reading in 1 day. Make sure you have plenty of coffee on standby.
HEY! THIS IS COMMENT NUMBER 69! YEES!
Well spank my pleasure bits and call me Tracey, that is outstanding work. Congratulations on this most monumental achievement. LMAO. Nice one.
Would you look at that. Number 70! 70 > 69!
You can read while you're fishing! It's the perfect combination!
hah, I can commit to a book but I've never accomplished reading fast as most girls can, I desire that ability so much at times. I do however have a good memory which I absolutely love 8) I wouldn't trade it for fast reading though.
I do happen to be a coffee drinker myself, however I think I've developed a very unhealthy caffeine addiction, causing me to be extremely tired in the afternoons after doing null in the day.
You're probably getting most annoyed with my consistant comments. I'll say my goodbyes and wish you luck in your fishing adventures.
What ever makes you happy.
Between your '8' blackbelts. Which martial art would you consider the most prefficient (spell check can't be assed), in training your reactions?
I've done 10 years of Jujitsu. I'm damn instant on the blocks! But is there any style in particular, in terms of reaction training which you found more effective?
Without a doubt, Aikido, sharpens the reflex's better than any other style.
PS: 10 years of Juijitsu is awesome, nice dedication. Keep it up.
Aw, you make me feel all warm and fuzzy..
I'm obsessed with the sheer intracity of them sub-concious reactive blocks. Hell it even inspired me to study physics, and read up on psychology, and biology so I could learn on an atomic/neurotic/biological level. Martial Arts got me into relative sciences shall we say!
Again that's why I was considering training in another style.
My objective at the moment is to make myself faster, and somehow condition my thought to chain techniques together, through the use of reactions. Rather than just seeing a possible strike going for the block.
So if you would have any further recommendations, be them fundamental exercises which you have come across in your experience. I'd be very happy to hear them! Aikido looks similar to what I do now, from what I've read on wikipedia ':P'.
~ Love
Wow, I see an Esoteric Master in the making in you. But in regards to recommendations, like I said before Aikido simply because its not so much a reactive martial art more of a pre-emptive martial art, ie: you actually get a feel for when and where someone will attack you. Also if you wish to increase speed then maybe give Boxing a go for a while. I actually Boxed from 7 to 15 years old before I took up martial arts, Judo being my first, but my boxing gave me great speed and surprisingly good footwork when needed. And this may sound terribly basic, but Squats and Push-Ups are the best exercises you can possibly do. Set yourself an amount to do in a given time, then try best your time everyday, dont do more, just go faster.
nggangsterpimp
I used to make a couple flashes back when with chris beer back when he was the leader of the food face force spam group. But unlike all the other Food Face Force flashes, my two were actually pretty fucking funny.
Even after they got deleted i still talked to chris every once in awhile when he was still making accounts that constantly got deleted.
As soon as he hacked NewGrounds with his shitty little Duck Division, i hate him. NewGrounds is getting fucking used for it. He is a low life fucking bag of SHIT. If he hates NewGrounds then he needs to just get the FUCK off.
Hes a hypocritical Box of fucking shit because as you said, he does say anyone whose on NewGrounds are fags, but yet he still comes here himself. I pretty much hate him AND the Duck Division now.
gamejunkie
He submitted some piece of shit earlier and when it passed, he file swapped it for some worse piece of shit, that when you pressed play opened a pop up to some homosexual site, and crashed your computer. Needless to say I contacted the Admin's and it and his Cr6bz profile were deleted within 2 minutes. What a stupid fucker he is, he will learn one day.