Total Medals Earned: 11,297 (From 2,009 different games.) Total Medal Score: 192,480 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (250/250 points)
Complete any level in the Classic Pack
Complete any level in the Neon Pack
Complete any level in Skill Pack 1
Complete any level in Skill Pack 2
Complete any level in the Winter Pack
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
You showed that horse who's boss!
You found all the secrets! Great Job!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/245 points)
Never Earned A Medal: Just to take up space
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do - Benjamin Franklin
Half the world is composed of idiots
Cup of Coffee
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/165 points)
Die 100 times
Get 5 coins
Complete 30 levels
The medal that deserves its own game!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/220 points)
Click the book.
Buy the cherry.
Buy the diamond.
Buy the ball.
Buy the gift.
Buy the plant.
Gets 90 points.
Buy the crown.
Gets 500 points.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/215 points)
Get defeated by a female character
Get all misses for 20 seconds
Destroy 3 baskets
Stand for 5 rounds in endless mode
Play each character at least once
Collect 10 bonuses
Stand for 3 rounds in endless mode
Use 4th level weapons for 10 times
Stand for 10 rounds in endless mode
Defeat each character at least once
Medals Earned: 2/5 (200/500 points)
Level 1 completed
Level 2 completed
Level 3 completed
Level 4 completed
Level 5 completed