LOL. No. I have no need to carry a knife of any size. I do however have black belts in eight, (8) thats right, eight different martial arts. And have been a practising martial artist for about 29 years. My hands and feet are registered with the Australian Federal Police as lethal weapons. Knife who needs one?

hang in there smiley and have a nice day!

ok i'm not sure what some of those words were, could you explain them. I only speak english sorry.
adn = ?, crumets = ?.
And I may live in Australia but I am English born and bred. And I fucking hate Beer! Now tea and scones, I could go for some right now.

Not just an adult , but a non-homosexual too. Frightening how many there are on NG now. Not that I have anything against homosexuals at all. But the gay community here is surprisingly large, compared to the old days of NG. And I'm glad there is 2 of usnow, (adults that is). LOL. I think I may have seen another one once, but it could have been a mirage, or maybe I was drunk.

I would love to, truly I would, but I will be the first to admit, I cannot draw for shit. In fact if there was such a thing as the worlds worst drawing competition, I would regretfully lose by a considerably large margin. :-( Most 2 year old children have better drawing skills than me. I prefer to just give praise to the talented artist of which there are many on NG. I have an idea for a movie though, dont know if its any good to anyone, but I would like to see it done. Where a group of monsters are the humans (normals) in their own little world and where the humans are considered to be the monsters. Nothing much but worth some consideration.

No, I'm really a hobo that lives in a box, and I type on a cardboard keyboard and have a broken microwave for a screen. Yes, I am rich, sorry if it offends you so. And if I was a troll as you put it I would have a lot more than 250 BBS posts dont you think? And whats wrong with putting a little effort into my posts and account info. Effort is a good thing.

Warm and cozy.

1. No, better than a wounded snake could ever hope to lash back.
2.You, Proof is you blocked my PM's and you deleted my post. That's infantile.
3. Until I came across you I would have denied this. But then came you!

Its cool, your comments are appreciated. My request really goes out to the reviewers that leave nasty or rude comments though, these SPAMMERS love it because their crews can build up their Whistle level by marking it Abusive or Useless and the reviewers review gets deleted anyway often resulting in a ban of sorts. I believe that if you dont give the seagulls the chips they want, they will eventually just fly away.

Sprites, Ugh, never, I "am" one of those people that hates them. And Cheers, I do what I can to help.

My army of anti-spammers thanks you for your support. Cheers.
LONG LIVE NEWGROUNDS.

Random, Are you sure about that? LMAO. Nice one. I like your style.

Hmmmm. Interesting. I will check it out.

Land.

Cheers! Thanks for visiting my home page.

I was lucky enough to have inherited a sizeable sum of money when my grand-parents passed away when I was about 18, I invested very wisely in Real Estate, (both Vacant land and Houses). Thats how I made my money. But since I have never really had to "work" as such, I trained in many areas, I'm a qualified chef, painter, powder coater, welder, sheetmetal worker, martial arts instructor. So no career as such, I just retired from learning and decided work was'nt for me.

Damn those accidental double posts. Thanks for finally visiting my homepage, Gorgeous One.

YEP!!!!

Well I would'nt go that far. I'm just your average everyday superhero.

Actually I would say God did'nt 'Damn' me at all, I think he blessed me. And the funny thing is I dont even believe in God. And please save the praise for those that truly deserve it, like DingleberryClock, seriously go check that super hottie out.

Legalization, there's a word you just have to love.

Thanks, I think.

LOL, Thanks. Yeah I thought about it alot before I posted it. Hope it has some effect on the guy. "While balancing glasses of chocolate milk on your head", what a FUCKING classic.

Cheers Sushi, do let me know what you have in mind please. And thanks for your comments.

I'm the original Dino-Rider. 43 makes me sound old!

I'll let you off this time, but seriously if you do it again, I will feed you to my T-Rex.

I'm gonna assume that you quite like her then.
And also thanks for your kind words about me too. I do my best.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that I would be a ........oh wait I already am.

Cheers!

I inhereted a large sum of money when my grandparents passed away when I was aged 18, I invested very wisely in property, (land and buildings), as well as a few other high yeild investments and was fortunate enough to have bought and sold at the right time for the right price. I did'nt exactly amass my fortune overnight, it took a solid 18 years, but now I have all I need that I never have to work again. Just lucky I guess, but I did'nt exactly sit back and do nothing for 18 years.

LOL. Hmmmm, Yes I see what you mean, but people do change their minds from time to time and I have to admit there are some good sprite movies out there, but like you I tend to prefer good old fashioned hand made flash movies and games. Dont be down on him about it though, I used to hate brussel sprouts and tomato's but now I love them.

Ummm, Why? I do when there's something worth posting about.

No offense taken, I know she is I hear it all the time.

I'm stumped. What the hell are you talking about???

Its funny you should say that, because thats exactly why I stopped going for medals. Seemed a shame to ruin a perfectly good number.

Yes I knew your alt but I figured its "harmless", not a complete spamfest, so it wont go on the list. I am totally a Nintendo man I have every Nintendo system from the NES to the Wii, with about 1500 games, (No I'm not kidding). And yes she is, its fine for you to say it, most people do, and why would I deny it. Cheers.

Why do all non Australians assume we carry around knives, we are'nt all like Crocodile Dundee. And if you read the post at the top of this list you will see, I personally dont exactly need one. I instruct martial arts on a semi-regular basis. But thanks for your interest. I will leave the Kukris to the Gurkhas.

To be honest with you I probably have them, but I dont think I have even taken them out of the packaging. Myself and my friends are more into the sports games and racing games. And like I said I have so many fucking games I probably have'nt taken half of them out of the packaging. I am more of a collector. I also have a Sega Master System, A Sega Saturn and A Dreamcast still in their unopened boxes, and about 400 to 500 games for them too. But like I said I collect. Shit I even have a 3DO if you know what that is.

No idea but its better than downunder, because were not downunder. I suppose its because what you call forests or bushland, we call the outback because its out the back of nowhere. Fuck knows I've been awake for about 40 hours now and I'm stoned out of my brain, my mind is wandering. I think I'm gonna grab me dogs and go for a snooze. Talk to you later. Cheers.

No MSN, because of my money situation, I get hounded by a lot of assholes, not that your one, so I tend to be a very private person. So I dont do MSN, Facebook or any of those other social networks. My privacy is important to me. Hope you understand.

Yeah cool, I dont know what was going on with that Knob whoever it was but I was checking my reviews and they were all of a sudden, "Useless" and I was like what the fuck. But I have 4 alts, (shame on me), so I just used them all to vote helpful and fixed it up. I was just suggesting if it happens again I am more than willing to help, just PM me or leave a message here, and I will get right on it.
Q. So how old are you?? Really 16.

PS: My daughter said thanks for your lovely comment, it was much appreciated. And I am a very open, accepting kind of dad so whatever you say within reason is fine by me.

I gotta go to bed now, I'm taking some friends out fishing early tomorrow and its already 3.40am and I took 2 sleeping tablets about an hour ago. And I am supposed to be up at 7am. OMG! I am gonna be so fucked tomorrow. So cheers, have a good day and talk to you again soon.

Fishing was great, although I was so fucking tired. Best fish I caught was an 8.5 kg Snapper, but everyone caught lots, Bream was the big catch of the day though, we ended up with about 25 nice big Bream so that was pleasing. Got a few nice Whiting and a few nice Garfish too. Biggest disappointment of the day though was none of us stupid cunts remembered to take a camera, (and I take my camera averywhere)or I would have sent you some pic's. Oh well there's always next time. Fucking stuffed now though so wont be on fo long tonight.

Q. What was it called?? And if it was deleted I hope I played a part in its deletion. Seriously the Duck Division and Chris Beer in particular are a pack of fuckwits with no lives. They claim that Newgrounder's are all Fag's who spend all their time on NG, but how do they know that if they themselves are'nt spending all their time on NG too. Also make a point of checking the Authors name and whether they have any previous submissions and what they are before you vote. See my list at the top of the page if its any help to you.

No legal requirement to carry a machete or knife of any kind. And get your facts straight we dont wear beige, its KHAKI, and Indiana Jones did not hang corks off his hat to keep the flies away. And I dont kick ass, I wear CK boots, they are specially built for Cunt Kicking.

Satchel??? OMG! Is'nt that like a manbag?? Jesus, NO, we wear Backpacks. Because Aussie men are real men. Except the few that are fags. And at least you got the last bit right Australia certainly does Rock. Big time Rocks in fact like Uluru, (Ayers Rock) the worlds biggest rock.

He submitted some piece of shit earlier and when it passed, he file swapped it for some worse piece of shit, that when you pressed play opened a pop up to some homosexual site, and crashed your computer. Needless to say I contacted the Admin's and it and his Cr6bz profile were deleted within 2 minutes. What a stupid fucker he is, he will learn one day.

1. Thanks.
2. I'll leave that up to your imagination.

Granted. You have 48 hours. You dont want to know what will happen if you go past the deadline. Really, you dont.

My daughter thanks you very much.

It will do in a pinch!

Well, I hope you cleaned the mess up. Dont want to piss your mum off, leaving mess everywhere. My mum used to hate it when I left blood and brains all over my room.

Because your a stupid Nazi fuckwit.

I was only kidding too! ;-)

this is the girl, Hi =]

i dont need anyone rich and famous, its personality that counts. unfortunately for u tho i am taken; SORRY.

better luck next time =]
Shannon xx

OK! Any bad/rude comments will be deleted. Excessive stupidity will be banned.

If you say so.

LMAO! Oh yea, master of the pentalist, has finally visited my userpage, why thank you. And yes, I would say KWAS runs a very close second, then there's Violet-Aim, who just copy and pastes XwaynecoltX's reviews and reuses them for him/herself just to gain stats, appalling behaviour. Bona fide stat-whores the lot of them.

OMG! Your such a doofus Shannon. Well its about time you did. But did you have to use that name? Not happy! I did ask you not to you goober. Well I suppose since you finally made an account I should go get the first message on your userpage. Love you, Dad.

If or when you start spamming the site with absolute crap, then you will go on my list, but at the moment you are submitting some decent stuff and getting some good scores. So for now your not going on the list.

I've forgotten it was so long ago.

I dont kill spiders.

What ever takes your fancy. Just send your digits to me and I shall pass them on. Or you can leave them yourself on her userpage. Its richmansgirl

Yes it really is, and yes she really is. Her username is richmansgirl, she has her own page.

Yes, I am actually 42. Born 17-4-1967.

No fish for you. You already have enough brain power and I fear the extra Omega 3 may cause your brain to explode.

And yes I think I have enough cash to last, thanks for your concern.

OOOOOOOOOF! Thats a whole lot of pages. Thankfully school for me finished 24 years ago. Good luck with the reading, hope your eyes dont bleed and pop out.

No, Fishing comes before books for me. Sounds like you like reading though. You sound a bit like my daughter, she loves a good book and usually finishes whatever she is reading in 1 day. Make sure you have plenty of coffee on standby.

Well spank my pleasure bits and call me Tracey, that is outstanding work. Congratulations on this most monumental achievement. LMAO. Nice one.

What ever makes you happy.

Without a doubt, Aikido, sharpens the reflex's better than any other style.
PS: 10 years of Juijitsu is awesome, nice dedication. Keep it up.

I know that, and your not the only one.

Wow, I see an Esoteric Master in the making in you. But in regards to recommendations, like I said before Aikido simply because its not so much a reactive martial art more of a pre-emptive martial art, ie: you actually get a feel for when and where someone will attack you. Also if you wish to increase speed then maybe give Boxing a go for a while. I actually Boxed from 7 to 15 years old before I took up martial arts, Judo being my first, but my boxing gave me great speed and surprisingly good footwork when needed. And this may sound terribly basic, but Squats and Push-Ups are the best exercises you can possibly do. Set yourself an amount to do in a given time, then try best your time everyday, dont do more, just go faster.

It's up to the individual how much they wish to consume. I for one, could not care less, as I do not drink alcohol as a rule, only on New Years Eve do I partake in alcohol, (copious amounts may I add). I prefer marijuana myself and lots of it.

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth??

Thanks heaps, we will post some really good pics on Shannons userpage within a week. Thats richmansgirl.newgrounds.com check back soon.

1. Thanks, its nice to know I'm not alone, but I must admit I have quite a few regular NG'ers on the bandwagon now, so an extra is always welcome.
2. Your not alone in thinking that either.

And I care what you think because?? Oh wait, I dont personally care what you think, but for your benefit I have trained her in martial arts for 10 years now, and she has 3 black belts and if you did insult her she would kick the shit out of your puny little 16 year old ass.

PS: And I guess you blurred your userpage picture because your an ugly cunt.
PPS: Looks can be decieving, shes actually nice as pie.

Firstly my 20 year old daughter has a 37 year old boyfriend, thats a 17 year difference. My best friend is 43 his wife is 58, thats a 15 year difference the other way. And to be honest with you, in my opinion age should not be a factor where love is concerned.
Secondly, what 23 year old chick are you talking about??

Yeah, yeah, I know but all I'm suggesting is if people voted sensibly then a lot less crap would get through the portal. To me Blams are the stat most worth having. Because any knob can hit the 5 button all day and get saves, but Blams are so much harder to get, so they are like gold.

Simple answer, Yes I am. Retired about 6 years ago now. But basically I inherited a huge sum of money when I was 18 and my grandparents passed away and invested it very wisely in land/property and made a fortune. Hope that satisfies your curiosity.

1. I'm not angry, it takes a lot more than that to make me angry.
2. I knew it.

I never asked you to believe it, and you are more than entitled to your opinion, even if its wrong.

No problem, my pleasure.