An Overall View of my most up to date stats. Feel free to browse and comment. Now edited weekly.

What I've missed: If I had deposited every day, I would have 25600 EXP Points, I would be Level 49 and I would be #52 on the NG Exp Points list.

Sign-Up Date: 16/12/02
Level: 39
Aura: Evil
Rank: Commander
Voting Power Increase: 55%
Blams: 16,155
Saves: 10,227
B/P Rank #: 188
Whistle Status: Deity
Experience Points: 16815 / 16890
Experience Rank #: 343
Base Voting Power: 8.06
Total Voting Power: 12.50
BBS Posts: 684
BBS Posts Per Day: 0.267
Flash Reviews: 387
Flash Review Responses: 73
Flash Review Response Ratio: 18.86%
Medals: 104
Medal Points: 2040
NG Days since 1st NG Log On: 2559 (7 years, 0 months, 2 days)
Overall NG Pentalist Stats Ranking: 183 and Triplelisted

WORST REVIEWER EVER: XwaynecoltX, 18,6?? reviews, 18,000 of which should be deleted because they are useless, irrelavent, unhelpful, sarcastic, unconstructive fucking crap.

NG Lovers Unite and Save the Portal from Spammers!

If you hate the portal spammers and known file swappers like the following idiots, (PP, Chris Beer aka HENTUX aka coffee-tux aka Creeb aka CrebZk aka CrbZk aka CrxBz aka Crbx aka Crbz aka Cr3bz aka Cr6bz aka Cr9bz, SnawsBall, Zacied aka (Gaycied), JoePimpz, Norfag, Blank Screen, Princess Laucherella, Genderless-Hooker, Fleek, Noel-Ranger, SlamDunker, Cannabis Clock, ScaryMovieGangsta, TheHeap, LikkleFazzyPlexd, Xibitp aka (supersonicfighter1), Simon Birch, thehoopz, venom0us, Splatter, Snooker, bryce, RageKitty aka (Hulalaoo), Bill Murray aka (Death619), PIG FUCKER aka (Cereal), I Like Men aka (DaVeB0T), Jehosapha, m0zzFUCKER, Green Kitten aka (Magyar), Orangebeef, StagBeetle, Rudolf Albrecht von Sturmgeist aka (The-Wade-Birgade), Usernamed, ZONE-SAMA aka (ZombieArmy), LordZeebmork, Kareem Abdul-Ja-Bark aka (BFK), Brad Garrett aka (BradGarrett), Detached, thats why they call me gross aka (gross), insan0, Kavinel, TARGETMASTER SPINISTER aka (Spinister), TheStarSyndicate, trestinator, Sidorio, KK, FF, DD, SS, OO, WW, RR or any others), here is what I "suggest". Simply Vote Zero, but dont review, for these spamming idiots thrive on your bad, rude, malicious, negative reviews, and more often than not you will cop some sort of ban. So just dont review. Also then send a friendly message to the Negative reviewers telling them to do the exact same thing you have just learned here, (ie: Vote Zero and dont review the spammers movies), the more people that do this the quicker we can get rid of the spam crews from Newgrounds. They crave attention like seagulls crave chips, so give them none and soon enough they will go away.

If you have visited and know of others that I have missed, by all means PM me or leave a message on my userpage and I will more than likely add them if necessary.

And for the non-believers and the people who keep asking, here is a picture of my daughter, Shannon, she is 20 years old and shes the one wearing glasses.

I have decided that over the next few weeks I'm going to go back through a lot of the older submissions, (games and movies) and give some genuine reviews. I feel that since authors take the time out to make these mostly wonderful submissions then I can take some time out to review them. And when I say "go back", I mean way back. Reviews a plenty on the way you wonderful authors. Crap submissions will not be reviewed.

This is my first post in 6 years of visiting Newgrounds and only because in am utterly pissed off right now. How is it that some absolute moron can post a piece of shit flash movie basically abusing all NG user calling them Fags and other demeaning and abusive names. But when I write a scathing review knowing full well that only he will get to read it, because the review would be deleted as soon as the piece of shit flash movie was deleted, which it obviously was going to be and eventually was. No surprise there. I know the review guidelines but in this instance thought what the hell no-one would see it but the dickhead that submitted it. Only to get a message 3 minutes later from (moderator) tigerkitty telling me I have been banned from reviewing for 20 days. I have been an NG member for over 6 years, it was a first time offence and without so much as a warning banned, I quite frankly think a 20 day ban is horse shit. And lets be brutally honest you can go find hundreds of reviews worse than what I wrote that are still in the system. Make me a moderator and I would show these idiot reviewers what is what. And how come when you review something you dont like poorly the author can reply back as OFFENSIVELY as they like and get away with it, how about giving reviewers the opportunity to submit bad replies to moderators and get the authors flash movies deleted. Fair is fair, an eye for an eye and all that. Jesus H. Christ I'm 41 years old, not some idiot child or some clueless 23 year old with a bad attitude. Anyway enough ranting I'm starting to feel like Foamy. Please comment I am interested on your views. Moderators also very welcome to reply.